p1ants:

i’m not very good at small talk, i want 2 talk about dying and aliens and sex and meaning and the sky i am terrible at asking about school and weather 


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aieon:

It may seem like I’m a sarcastic asshole 24/7, but I’m actually only a sarcastic asshole 18/7 because at night I actually have feelings.


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penaltybox:

IM JEALOUS OF COUNTRIES THAT TEACH LANGUAGES TO CHILDREN FROM A YOUNG AGE SO BY THE TIME THEYRE LIKE 18 THEYRE BILINGUAL . IN MY ELEVEN YEARS OF AMERICAN PUBLIC SCHOOLING I CAN NAME YOU LIKE 5 COLORS IN SPANISH


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the-rest-in-trumpets:

katswhiskers:

velvetonions:

imagine a milkshake place called “shakesperience” where all the milkshake flavours are named after puns of shakespeare plays

  • Oreothello
  • Rolo and Juliet
  • Macberry
  • Mars Ado About Nothing
  • Antonutella and Cleopatra
  • Merchocolate of Venice
  • Two Gentlemint of Verona
  • Richerry III

It would bringeth all the gentlemen to the yard. 


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wonderingaboutfandoms:

letyourjourneystart:

According to chemistry, alcohol IS a solution.

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andythanfiction:

specialkthegreat:

cardsofwind:

THIS. MOTHERFREAKING THIS.

Excuse me as I causally anonymously mail this to all my relatives’ homes

I’ve said it before, I’ll say it again: Equating all Muslims with the Taliban or Al-Quaeda is like equating all Christians with the Westboro Baptist Church or those who bomb abortion clinics.

andythanfiction:

specialkthegreat:

cardsofwind:

THIS. MOTHERFREAKING THIS.

Excuse me as I causally anonymously mail this to all my relatives’ homes

I’ve said it before, I’ll say it again: Equating all Muslims with the Taliban or Al-Quaeda is like equating all Christians with the Westboro Baptist Church or those who bomb abortion clinics.


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akane-owari:

flyawaymax:

she converses

did u just

akane-owari:

flyawaymax:

she converses

did u just


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phobias:

brilliances:

What if everything was just a bad dream and you wake up to a perfect life

maybe that’s what death is


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spoo-kyou:

how much money do they pay the models in stock photos

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like

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seriously

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wHAT

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IS

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THIS

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I DON’T

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UNDERSTAND

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WHAT

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IS THAT SALAMI


7 hours ago on 20/4/2014 - 134,658 notes ( via / ©)

the-plaid-princess:

When your pet adjusts their position so they can lay their head on you

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wanglnciaga:

so when ur famous do u just magically have great skin or


7 hours ago on 20/4/2014 - 345,421 notes ( via / ©)

hi:

does anyone else feel kinda chubby sometimes when ur on the computer

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so u just take ur shirt and

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marcoslefthalf:

you dont have to agree with his policies but you have to admit hes the coolest president weve had ever


7 hours ago on 20/4/2014 - 776,934 notes ( via / ©)

lamelohan:

whenever i forget my headphones at home

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