thornsandwillows:

If you take a young man and woman and they both tell a stranger that they work in the same restaurant, it’s very likely that they will assume that the woman is the waitress, and the young man a cook.

But I thought a woman’s place was in the kitchen? Not when she’s being paid for it. I can’t believe it took me this long to realize the implication of this. A woman’s place is one of servitude.


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dragonturgy:

Why does one of Simba’s hammock-vines only have one side?  The middle one doesn’t go back up to the branch.

dragonturgy:

Why does one of Simba’s hammock-vines only have one side?  The middle one doesn’t go back up to the branch.


1 hour ago on 30/7/2014 - 39,749 notes ( via / ©)

ellosteph:

A game of Never Have I Ever that takes a twist, and will leave you with chills at the end. 


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bussykiller:

me at my high school reunion

bussykiller:

me at my high school reunion


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ughjxnna:

OH MY GOD THIS CARD


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returnofpowerbastard:

I’m bustin you outta this joint

returnofpowerbastard:

I’m bustin you outta this joint


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townsvillain:

pesterlogs:

calm the F down

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tom-sits-like-a-whore:

tumble-duh:

theludicrousrival:

the-more-u-know:

Parenting, you’re doing it right. 

I can only hope to be this type of parent.

These parents make my heart melt

That last one really got me. That’s such a good idea, and bless his dad for wanting his son to not feel left out. All his friends were probably like “Look at all my candy” and Fletcher was like “LOOK AT ALL MY TOYS HAHA I GOT TOYS”


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oheska:

so there was a bug in my room so i got my mom to kill it because i hate bugs and then she was like

"you have to learn to kill bugs for your girlfriend"

and i was like

"ill get my boyfriend to do it"

and thats how i came out to my mom


7 hours ago on 30/7/2014 - 99,987 notes ( via / ©)

Mark Ruffalo: The Fangirl


8 hours ago on 30/7/2014 - 25,927 notes ( via / ©)

peaceful-moon:

travel-through-mountains:

The view right outside my tent isn’t too bad. Sometimes I can’t believe I get paid to do this.

how do i also get paid to do this

peaceful-moon:

travel-through-mountains:

The view right outside my tent isn’t too bad. Sometimes I can’t believe I get paid to do this.

how do i also get paid to do this


8 hours ago on 30/7/2014 - 51,285 notes ( via / ©)

clannyphantom:

when people try to argue with you about something you clearly know more about
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magentamayhem:

i am perfectly fine with having other people sit on my lap but i can’t sit on other people’s laps because i’m always paranoid that i’d crush them and they’d diE


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