snoia:

i literally have no idea what im gonna do if i dont end up rich


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latulas:

U WNANA FUKCINGN GO?? ????? grab an icecream together or something because u are attractive


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dandehaane:

if u are scared or worried or stressed please just remember that even if you mess up super badly, doggies on the street will still tug on their owners when u walk by because they wanna say hello to u so badly


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glmrk-lls:

when I see lbs I don’t say pounds in my head I say libs


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dutchster:

when you have the hiccups while trying to sleep

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skvtevlldvy:

i just burnt my tongue on my food and it made me realise that sometimes the ones you love hurt you the most


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alpacalypse:

what can i be for halloween which is sexy AND hilarious at the same time…

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myself


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deucebasket:

threw a boomerang like 6 years ago and it never came back so now I live in constant fear


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religiousmom:

for my final trick, i shall turn into a disappointment


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lyriciss:

My first rap battle.


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willtwerkforchickennuggets:

thelumpster:

never let me play a game with a customizable character, because i will spend the entire time making the character, instead of playing the actual game

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completely-dunn:

wifipassworcl:

thepottertardis:

apertures413thdoctor:

pleatedjeans:

via

Ellen what the fuck happened in 1998

ellen degeneres came out in 1997

yeah but ellen what happened in 2014

ellen page came out in 2014

completely-dunn:

wifipassworcl:

thepottertardis:

apertures413thdoctor:

pleatedjeans:

via

Ellen what the fuck happened in 1998

ellen degeneres came out in 1997

yeah but ellen what happened in 2014

ellen page came out in 2014


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